Funny Joke ‣ Excellent Timing

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Connor, the younger Irish dude walked into the native welfare workplace along with his pants hanging half down off his butt, two golden entrance enamel, and a half-inch thick gold chain round his neck to choose up his verify.

He marched as much as the counter and stated, “Hello. You already know, I simply hate drawing welfare. I’d actually relatively have a job. I don’t like benefiting from the system, getting one thing for nothing.”

The social employee behind the counter stated, “Your timing is superb. We simply bought a job opening from a really rich previous man who needs a chauffeur and bodyguard for his lovely daughter.

You’ll have to drive round in his 2023 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he’ll provide your entire garments.”

“Due to the lengthy hours, additionally meals will likely be supplied. You’ll even be anticipated to escort the daughter on her abroad vacation journeys.

That is relatively awkward to say however additionally, you will have, as a part of your job, the project to fulfill her sexual urges because the daughter is in her mid-20’s and has a relatively robust intercourse drive.”

The man, simply plain wide-eyed, stated, “You’re bullshittin’ me!”

The social employee replied, “Yeah, effectively… you began it.”