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I obtained a cellphone name from my attractive ex-wife this morning who referred to as ‘out-of-the-blue’ to see if I used to be nonetheless round.
We misplaced monitor of time, chatting in regards to the wild, romantic occasions we used to get pleasure from collectively.
I couldn’t imagine it when she requested if I’d be all in favour of assembly up and rekindling a bit of that ‘outdated magic’.
Wow! I used to be flabbergasted.
“I don’t know if I may maintain tempo with you now.” I mentioned, “I’m a bit older, a bit greyer and balder than if you final noticed me.”
“Plus I don’t actually have the vitality I used to have.”
She simply giggled and mentioned she was certain I’d ‘rise to the problem’.
“Yeah,” I mentioned. “Simply as long as you don’t thoughts a waistline that’s a number of inches wider as of late!”
She laughed and instructed me to cease being so foolish.
She teased me saying that tubby, grey haired, older males had been cute, and he or she was certain I’d nonetheless be an ideal lover.
“Anyway,” she giggled and mentioned, “I’ve placed on a number of kilos myself!”
So I hung-up.
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