There was this gasoline station in redneck nation, making an attempt to extend its gross sales.
At some point, the proprietor got here up with an thought and put up an indication saying “Free Intercourse with Fill-up.”
Quickly a redneck buyer pulled in, stuffed his tank, after which requested for his free intercourse.
The proprietor advised him to choose a quantity from (1) to (10), and if he guessed accurately, he would get his free intercourse.
The client then guessed (8) and the proprietor stated, “Nah, however you had been shut. The quantity was (7). Sorry, no free intercourse this time however possibly subsequent time!”
A while thereafter, the identical man, alongside along with his buddy this time, pulled in once more for a fill-up, and once more requested for his free intercourse.
The proprietor gave him the identical story and requested him to guess the right quantity. The person guessed (2) this time, and the proprietor stated, “Sorry, it was (3). You had been shut however no free intercourse this time.”
As they had been driving away, the motive force stated to his buddy, “I feel that sport is rigged and he doesn’t give away free intercourse…”
His buddy replied, “No, it’s not rigged – my spouse received twice final week.”