A person had a horrible automobile crash.
He was introduced by ambulance with sirens blazing to the hospital.
Late within the evening he regained consciousness.
He discovered himself in agonizing ache within the hospital’s ICU, unable to maneuver, wires monitoring each perform and a beautiful nurse hovering over him.
He realized he’d clearly been in a severe accident.
The nurse gave him a deep look straight into the eyes, and he heard her slowly say, “Chances are you’ll not really feel something from the waist down.”
In some way he managed to mumble in reply, “Can I really feel your tits, then?”
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We’re on the funeral now 🙂