Instructor: How outdated is your father?
Johnny: He’s 6 years outdated.
Instructor: How is that this attainable?
Johnny: He turned a father after I was born.
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Instructor: Maria, go to the map and discover North America.
Maria: Right here it’s.
Instructor: Right. Now, class, who found America?
Class: Maria!
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Instructor: Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile’?
Glenn: ‘Ok-R-O-Ok-O-D-I-A-L’
Instructor: No, that’s fallacious.
Glenn: Perhaps it’s fallacious, however you requested me how I spell it.
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Instructor: Donald, what’s the chemical method for water?
Donald: H I J Ok L M N O
Instructor: What are you speaking about?
Donald: Yesterday you stated it’s H to O.
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Instructor: Clyde, your composition on ‘My Canine’ is precisely the identical as your brother’s. Did you copy his?
Clyde: No sir, it’s the identical canine.
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Instructor: Harold, what do you name an individual who retains on speaking when persons are not ?
Harold: A instructor.