Funny Joke ‣ Everything Is Big In Texas





Funny Joke Everything Is Big In Texas 1 - Funny Joke ‣ Everything Is Big In Texas

A blind man determined to go to Texas.

When he boarded the airplane, he felt the seats and mentioned, “Wow, these seats are massive!”

The particular person subsequent to him answered, “The whole lot is massive in Texas.”

When he lastly landed in Texas, he determined to go to a bar. Upon arriving, he ordered a beer and acquired a mug positioned between his fingers. He exclaimed, “Wow these mugs are massive!”

The bartender replied, “The whole lot is massive in Texas.”

After a few beers, the blind man requested the bartender the place the toilet was positioned.

The bartender replied, “Second door to the proper.”

The blind man headed for the toilet, however unintentionally tripped over and skipped the second door. As an alternative, he entered the third door, which result in the swimming pool and he fell into the pool by chance.

Scared to demise, the blind man began shouting, “Don’t flush, don’t flush!”