Girl taunts old man – Mr-Jokes

Lady taunts outdated man and asks if he ever did something wild heading downtown to go to the films, when a younger punk obtained on.

She had spiked, multi-colored hair that was inexperienced, purple, and orange.

Her garments had been a tattered mixture of leather-based rags, her legs had been naked and he or she was carrying worn-out sneakers.

Her total face and physique had been riddled with pierced jewelry and her earrings had been large, vibrant feathers.

She sat down in the one vacant seat that was straight throughout from us.

My dad raised an eyebrow and stared on the woman.

Lastly, the punk obtained self-conscious and barked at my dad, “What are you you outdated geezer… didn’t you ever do something wild once you had been younger?”

With out lacking a beat, my dad replied, “Yeah, again after I was younger and within the Navy, I obtained actually drunk one night time in Singapore and screwed a parrot I believed possibly you had been my daughter.”