A person is in a lodge foyer.
He desires to ask the clerk a query.
As he turns to go to the entrance desk, he by accident bumps into a girl beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her melons.
They’re each fairly startled.
The person turns to her and says, “Ma’am, in case your coronary heart is as mushy as your melons, I do know you’ll forgive me.”
She replies, “In case your weapon is as onerous as your elbow, I’m in room 1221.”