His wife wished she was 6 again, so he does this for her Birthday, much to her dismay

A person was sitting on the sting of the mattress, observing his spouse, herself within the mirror.


Since her birthday was not far off he requested what she’d wish to have for her birthday.


“I’d wish to be six once more”, She replied, nonetheless wanting within the mirror.


On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, made her a pleasant large bowl of Fortunate Charms, after which took her to Six Flags theme park.


What a day!  He put her on each journey within the park – the Dying Slide, Wall of Worry, Screaming Monster Curler Coaster – every part there was.


5 hours later they staggered out of the theme park.  Her head was reeling and her abdomen felt the wrong way up.


He then took her to a McDonald’s the place he ordered her a Glad Meal with additional fries and a chocolate shake.


Then it was off to look at a Disney film, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favourite sweet, M&M’s.


What a wonderful journey!


Lastly she wobbled house together with her husband and collapsed into mattress exhausted.


He leaned over his spouse with a giant smile and lovingly requested, “Nicely Expensive, what was it like being six once more?”


Her eyes slowly opened and her expression modified,…


“I meant my costume measurement, you dumbass!”