Humor – Living off the grid

John visited his 70-year-old survivalist grandpa who lived off the grid.


On the primary morning of the go to, John’s grandpa ready a breakfast of bacon and eggs.


John observed a film-like substance on his plate, and requested, “Are these plates clear?”


His grandpa replied, “They’re as clear as chilly water can get them. Simply go forward and end your meal.”


For lunch, Grandpa made hamburgers.


Once more, John was involved concerning the plates, as his appeared to have specks of dried egg on it. “Are you positive these plates are clear?” he requested.


With out wanting up, Grandpa mentioned, “I informed you earlier than, these dishes are as clear as chilly water can get them!”


Later, as John was leaving, his grandpa’s canine began to growl and wouldn’t let him cross.


John mentioned, “Grandpa, your canine received’t let me get by!”


Grandpa yelled to the canine, “Chilly Water, go lie down!”