Little Johnny is sitting between his Mum and Dad on the couch and they’re enjoying a recreation about what sounds animals say.
His Mum says “What does a duck say, Johnny?”
He says “Quack quack Mummy.”
His Mum says “Excellent Johnny, that’s proper.”
She says “What does a canine say?”
He says “Woof woof Mummy.”
She says “Excellent.”
She says “What does a cat say?”
He says “Meow meow Mummy.”
She says “Sure that’s proper.”
Little Johnny says “Let Daddy have a go.”
His dad says “OK Johnny, what does a cow say?”
The little Johnny seems confused and his Dad says, “Come on Johnny you recognize what a cow says.”
Little Johnny says “Sure I do however do you imply a cow that eats grass and offers us our milk, or the one you have been speaking to Uncle John about, that mentioned you couldn’t go to the Stag present with him?”