Little Johnny is happy as a result of the circus has come to city and his mum has received entrance row tickets for him.
Lastly the night comes and Little Johnny and his mum go off to the large high.
Little Johnny sits there and enjoys the lions and the tigers and the jugglers and the trapeze artists, and at last out comes little Johnny’s favorites, the clowns.
Johnny is loving the clowns and their humorous japes till one of many clowns comes as much as him and says ‘Little boy are you the entrance finish of an bum?’
‘No,’ replies little Johnny.
‘Are you the rear finish of an bum?’
‘No,’ replies little Johnny once more.
‘In that case,’ says the clown, ‘you should be no finish of an bum.’
Little Johnny is distraught and he runs out of the circus and all the best way house in tears.
When his mum catches up with him she says, ‘Little Johnny don’t fear, your Uncle Marlo, the grasp of lightning wit, backchat and repartee, is coming to remain tomorrow.
We’ll take him to the circus and he’ll type that nasty clown out.’
At this information little Johnny cheers up and appears ahead to the following night time.
The following night time comes and, certain sufficient, Uncle Marlo, the grasp of lightning wit, backchat and repartee arrives and the three of them set off for the circus.
Once they get there Little Johnny, his mum and Uncle Marlo, the grasp of lightning wit, backchat and repartee, sit down and benefit from the lions, the tigers, the jugglers and the trapeze artists, after which out come the clowns.
Once more Little Johnny is having fun with their antics and but once more one of many clowns comes as much as him and says, ‘Little boy are you the entrance finish of an bum?’
Fast as a flash, Uncle Marlo, the grasp of lightning wit, backchat and repartee jumps up and shouts on the very high of his voice:
‘bang off you Purple nosed Cunt!’