My girlfriend was slightly overweight

My girlfriend was barely obese.

So, our Physician put her on a food plan.

He mentioned to her that she needed to eat usually for two days, skip a day and repeat that process for three weeks and that when he sees her subsequent time, she ought to have misplaced a minimum of seven kilos.

When she returned three weeks later, she had misplaced 18 kilos.

“That’s wonderful”, mentioned the physician, “Did you observe my directions?”

My girlfriend replied, “Sure however I let you know what, I assumed that third day was going to kill me.”

“From starvation?” requested the Physician.

“No, from skipping!” replied my girlfriend.