One night this drunk walks right into a bar, sits down, and occurs to note a 12 tall man standing on the bar.
Astonished, the person asks the man subsequent to him, “What the hell is that?”
The man subsequent to him solutions, “He’s a pianist!”
The drunk replied, “Horse shit, your pulling my leg.”
So the man subsequent to him picks up the 12 man, grabs some books, and props the little man as much as the piano.
Certain sufficient, this little man began hammering out all the favourite tunes of the bars’ patrons.
Surprised, the drunk asks, “That little man is cool, the place the hell did you get him?”
The fella informed the drunk how he had discovered a genie bottle out within the alley, rubbed it til a genie appeared, and was granted one want.
Unexpectedly the drunk hauls ass out the again door, finds the bottle, and begins rubbing it: when hastily a genie pops out and grants him one want.
In a slur, the drunk says, “I want for one million bucks”.
Unexpectedly, the sky turns black and overhead one million geese come flying overhead shitting throughout him.
Angrily, the drunk runs again inside, slams the door and begins cursing, “You son of a b****, I discovered that genie bottle and wished for one million bucks and hastily there are one million geese shitting throughout my new go well with.”
The fella began laughing and wildly exclaimed, “You don’t actually suppose I needed for a 12″ pianist do you?”