Satire: The economy is so bad that this happened



My neighbor acquired a pre-declined bank card within the mail.


CEO’s are actually enjoying miniature golf.


Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.


I noticed a Mormon with just one spouse.


McDonald’s is promoting the 1/four ouncer.


Angelina Jolie adopted a toddler from America.


Dad and mom in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and discovered their youngsters’s names.


A truckload of People was caught sneaking into Mexico.


An image is now solely value 200 phrases.


When Invoice and Hillary journey collectively, they now must share a room.


The Treasure Island on line casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.


And, lastly…


I used to be so depressed final night time fascinated with the economic system, wars, jobs, my financial savings, Social Safety, retirement funds, and so forth., I referred to as the Suicide Hotline.  I acquired a name heart in Afghanistan, and after I informed them I used to be suicidal, they acquired all excited, and requested if I might drive a truck!