Satire: The economy is so bad that this happened





THE ECONOMY IS SO BAD THAT…

 

My neighbor acquired a pre-declined bank card within the mail.

 

CEO’s are actually enjoying miniature golf.

 

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

 

I noticed a Mormon with just one spouse.

 

McDonald’s is promoting the 1/four ouncer.

 

Angelina Jolie adopted a toddler from America.

 

Dad and mom in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and discovered their youngsters’s names.

 

A truckload of People was caught sneaking into Mexico.

 

An image is now solely value 200 phrases.

 

When Invoice and Hillary journey collectively, they now must share a room.

 

The Treasure Island on line casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.

 

And, lastly…

 

I used to be so depressed final night time fascinated with the economic system, wars, jobs, my financial savings, Social Safety, retirement funds, and so forth., I referred to as the Suicide Hotline.  I acquired a name heart in Afghanistan, and after I informed them I used to be suicidal, they acquired all excited, and requested if I might drive a truck!




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