THE ECONOMY IS SO BAD THAT…
My neighbor acquired a pre-declined bank card within the mail.
CEO’s are actually enjoying miniature golf.
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
I noticed a Mormon with just one spouse.
McDonald’s is promoting the 1/four ouncer.
Angelina Jolie adopted a toddler from America.
Dad and mom in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and discovered their youngsters’s names.
A truckload of People was caught sneaking into Mexico.
An image is now solely value 200 phrases.
When Invoice and Hillary journey collectively, they now must share a room.
The Treasure Island on line casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.
And, lastly…
I used to be so depressed final night time fascinated with the economic system, wars, jobs, my financial savings, Social Safety, retirement funds, and so forth., I referred to as the Suicide Hotline. I acquired a name heart in Afghanistan, and after I informed them I used to be suicidal, they acquired all excited, and requested if I might drive a truck!