Three baseball followers stroll out of a bar.
They flip a nook and see a pair of legs protruding from behind a bush.
They push the bush apart and discover a girl lifeless and utterly bare.
They name the police and as they wait, they determine to cowl the lady up.
The Cubs fan takes of his hat and covers her left breast.
The Royals fan takes off his hat and covers her proper breast.
The Yankees fan takes off his hat and covers her crotch.
The police arrive. The detective walks across the scene and writes in his little e-book.
He lifts the Cubs hat, seems beneath, units it again down and writes in his little e-book.
He lifts the Royals hat, seems beneath, units it again down and writes in his little e-book.
He the lifts the Yankees hat, seems beneath, begins to set it again down, stops, does a double-take, units the hat again down slowly and begins to jot down within the little e-book.
The Yankees fan is upset by this. He asks, “What was that? Haven’t you seen a type of earlier than?”
The detective replies, “You misunderstand. Usually after I look underneath a Yankees hat, I see an asshole.”