The Drunk Man Who Thinks He Is Jesus

A Drunk Man Stumbles Out of A Bar…


…and sees two clergymen strolling throughout the road.


He staggers in the direction of the 2 clergymen and stops in entrance of them.


He turns to the primary priest and proudly says, “I’m Jesus Christ!”


The primary priest shakes his head and replies, “No, son, you’re not.”


He then turns to the second priest and says once more, “I’m Jesus Christ!”


Once more, the second priest replies, “No, son, you’re not.”


The drunk man lastly says, “Observe me, I’ll show it to you!”


Curious, the 2 clergymen comply with behind him as he walks again into the bar.


Instantly upon getting into, the bartender takes one have a look at the person and says,


“Jesus Christ, you’re right here once more?!”