The little girl looks at Mummy’s “report card”

A mom is driving just a little woman to her good friend’s home for a play date.


“Mommy,” the little woman asks, “How outdated are you?”


“Honey, you aren’t imagined to ask a woman her age,” the mom replied. “It’s not well mannered.”


“OK”, the little woman says, “How a lot do you weigh?”


“Now actually,” the mom says, “These are private questions and are actually none of what you are promoting.”


Undaunted, the little woman asks, “Why did you and Daddy break up?”


“That’s sufficient questions, younger woman, actually!”


The exasperated mom walks away as the 2 associates start to play.


“My Mother gained’t inform me something about her,” the little woman says to her good friend.


“Nicely,” says the good friend, “All it’s essential do is take a look at her drivers license. It is sort of a report card, it has all the pieces on it.”


Later that night time the little woman says to her mom, “I understand how outdated you’re, you’re 32.”


The mom is stunned and asks, “How did you discover that out?”


“I additionally know that you simply weigh 140 kilos.”


The mom is previous stunned and shocked now.


“How in heaven’s title did you discover that out?”


“And,” the little woman says triumphantly, “I additionally know why you and daddy bought a divorce.”


“Oh actually?” the mom asks. “Why?”


“Since you bought an “F” in intercourse.”