The outdated couple had been planning to go on a second honeymoon for his or her 50th marriage ceremony anniversary.
The outdated girl mentioned, “We are going to go to all the identical locations that we did on our first honeymoon.”
“Uh huh,” mentioned the outdated man.
“We are going to do all of the issues that we did on our first honeymoon,” mentioned the outdated girl.
“Uh huh,” mentioned the outdated man.
“And we are going to make love like we did on our first honeymoon,” mentioned the outdated girl.
“That’s proper,” mentioned the outdated man, “besides this time I get to take a seat on the facet of the mattress and cry, ‘It’s too massive, it’s too massive!’”