This newly wed couple have been on there honey moon and the place about to have lovemaking:
Spouse: earlier than we do that i’ve one thing i’ve to inform u.
Husband: we’re married now, u can inform me something.
Spouse: i’m flat chested.
Husband: i don’t imagine u..show it.
So she takes off her shirt.
Husband: holy shit i by no means seen a smaller chest, however i’ve one thing i’ve to inform u too.
Spouse: we’re married now u can inform me something.
Husband: i’m “weighed like a child”.
Spouse: i don’t imagine you, show it.
So he takes off his pants.
Spouse: i assumed u say ed u have been weighed like a child?!
Husband: i’m 6lbs 7ounces!