This younger Cowboy within the Previous West needed to be one of the best gunfighter alive.
One evening as he was sitting in a saloon, he noticed an outdated man who had the popularity of being the best gunfighter in his day.
The younger Cowboy walked as much as the outdated man and advised him his dream.
The outdated man seemed him up and down and mentioned, “I’ve a suggestion that’s certain to assist.”
“Inform me, inform me,” mentioned the younger Cowboy.
“Tie the underside of your holster decrease onto your leg.”
“Will that make me a greater gunfighter?”
“Undoubtedly,” mentioned the outdated man.
The younger Cowboy did what he was advised and drew his gun and shot the bow tie off the piano participant.
“Wow, that basically helped. Do you might have any extra strategies?”
“Yeah, should you lower a notch within the high of your holster the place the hammer hits, the gun will come out smoother.”
“Will that make me a greater gunfighter?”
“It certain will,” mentioned the outdated man.
The younger Cowboy did what he was advised and drew his gun and shot a cufflink off the piano participant.
“That is actually serving to me. Is there the rest you’ll be able to share with me?”
“Yet another factor,” mentioned the outdated man. “Get that may of axle grease over there within the nook and rub it throughout your gun.”
The younger Cowboy didn’t hesitate however began placing the grease on the barrel of his gun.
“No, the entire gun, deal with and every thing,” mentioned the outdated man.
“Will that make me a greater gunfighter?”
“No,” mentioned the outdated man, “However when Wyatt Earp will get performed enjoying that piano he’s going to shove that gun up your ass, and it received’t damage as a lot!”