Two deaf individuals get married.
Through the first week of marriage, they discover that they’re unable to speak within the bed room once they flip off the lights.
After a number of nights of fumbling round and misunderstandings, the spouse proposes an answer.
“Honey,” she indicators, “Why don’t we agree on some easy indicators? As an example, at night time, if you wish to have lovemaking with me, attain over and squeeze my left melon one time. When you don’t need to have lovemaking, attain over and squeeze my proper melon one time.”
The husband thinks it is a nice thought and indicators again to his spouse, “Nice thought! Now if you wish to have make love with ME, attain over and pull on my weapon one time. And in the event you don’t need to have make love, attain over and pull on my weapon fifty instances!”