Two pals get collectively and discuss their Valentine’s Day.
“Final evening my spouse and I needed to exit to dinner:
I had made a reservation for eight and it was already 1 / 4 previous eight when she saved herself again and again within the mirror.
She gave the impression to be on the lookout for an excuse to be late and argue.
At one level interval she requested me: pricey, don’t you see me aged?
This mild then makes me look a lot fatter, my bre****s and however**** are all the time decrease. Ugh, I really feel previous.
A minimum of you inform me one thing good to cheer me up So
I mentioned, Honey, in any case, you have to be pleased that you’ve good eyesight!”