Two guys are out searching deer.
The primary man asks, “Did you see that?”
“No,” the second man says.
“Effectively, a bald eagle simply flew overhead,” the primary man says.
“Oh,” says the second man.
A few minutes later, the primary man says, “Did you see that?”
“See what?” the second man asks.
“Are you blind? There was an enormous, black bear strolling on that hill, over there.”
A couple of minutes later the primary man says, “Did you see that?”
By now, the second man is getting aggravated, so he says, “Sure, I did!”
And the primary man says: “Then why did you step in it?”