Two guys have been discussing life normally over drinks one evening.
“My grandfather lived to be 96.”
“Ninety-six? What lastly received him?”
“Liquor and girls.”
“Nicely, that simply goes to indicate ya,” snickered the one man, “each will get you ultimately.”
“Nicely truly, no, it’s not what ya assume. In the direction of the top, Grandpa couldn’t get both one, so he simply laid down and died.”