I went to a combined faith conference.
The Christian Priest got here, laid his palms on my hand and stated, “By the desire of Jesus Christ, you’ll stroll at present!”
I smiled and informed him I used to be not paralysed.
The Rabbi got here, laid his palms on my hand and stated, “By the desire of God Almighty, you’ll stroll at present!
I used to be much less amused after I informed him there was nothing mistaken with me.
The Mullah got here, took my palms and stated, “Insha Allah, you’ll stroll at present!” I snapped at him, “There’s nothing mistaken with me”
The Buddhist Monk got here, held my palms and stated, “By the desire of The Nice Buddha, you’ll stroll at present!”
I rudely informed him there was nothing mistaken with me.
After the sermons, I stepped exterior and located my automobile had been stolen.