A blonde and a redhead have been sitting collectively having drinks, when the blonde seen a person strolling in the direction of them with an arm stuffed with lengthy stem purple roses.
The blonde says to the redhead, “isn’t that your husband coming carrying all these roses?”
The redhead says, sure it’s.
The blonde responds by saying, “Oh you might be so fortunate”.
The redhead says, “No I’m not. All which means is that I’ve to spend the entire week-end flat on my again, with my legs within the air and unfold aside.”
The blonde says, “Oh my, don’t you could have a vase to place them in”?