A pet store goes bankrupt and the animals are auctioned off.
A person then participates in an public sale to purchase a splendid parrot with coloured feathers.
He makes a suggestion, however each time somebody raises and the value retains going up.
Nevertheless, he finally manages to purchase it.
He goes out and instantly doubts that the parrot can’t communicate, so he goes again and asks the vendor:
“Excuse me, however are you positive the parrot can communicate?”
The parrot giggles and says: “Who do you assume made all these affords?!”