A girl and her lover are in mattress collectively when hubbie comes residence.
The girl jumps up, shoves the man in a nook of the bed room, rubs him down in child oil and covers him in talcum powder.
‘Don’t transfer! You’re a statue!’
The husband comes as much as the bed room and inquires in regards to the new ornament.
The spouse explains that the Smith household subsequent door acquired a statue for his or her bed room lately, and if they might get one, so may she.
The married couple go to mattress, however at midnight the husband goes downstairs, will get a glass of milk and a few cookies, and comes again upstairs.
He fingers the snack to the statue and says, “Right here. I stood round for three days on the Smiths’, they usually by no means fed me a factor!”