A little bit outdated Texas woman answered a knock on the door sooner or later,
Solely to be confronted by a well-dressed younger man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
“Good morning,” mentioned the younger man, “If I might take a few minutes of your time, I wish to show the very newest in high-powered vacuum cleaners, straight from California.”
“Go away!” mentioned the outdated woman, “I haven’t obtained any cash to spend on issues like that!” and he or she proceeded to shut the door.
Fast as a flash, the younger man wedged his foot within the door and pushed it huge open.
“Don’t be too hasty!” he mentioned. “At the very least wait till you’ve seen my demonstration.”
And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet.
“If this vacuum cleaner doesn’t take away all traces of this horse manure out of your carpet, Madam, I’ll personally eat the rest, cross my coronary heart.”
The outdated woman stepped again and mentioned,
“Wait right here whereas I am going get a spoon. I hope you’ve obtained a darn good urge for food,”…
“As a result of they reduce off my electrical energy this morning.”
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