A younger couple obtained married, and of their household, it was custom that the perfect man dance with the bride for the primary tune.
Properly, this occurred…however then they danced for the second tune too. And the third.
By the point the fourth tune got here on, the groom ran up and kicked the bride between the legs.
A riot broke out, and all of the invited company have been hauled off to jail.
In court docket the following week, the choose requested the perfect man what occurred.
“Your honor, we have been simply dancing, and the groom ran up and kicked the bride between the legs.”
“That should have harm,” mentioned the choose.
“No kidding,” mentioned the perfect man.
“I broke three of my fingers.”