Funny (dirty) Joke: George bought new cowboy boots – his wife was not impressed





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An aged couple, Mildred and George, moved to Texas.

George all the time needed a pair of genuine cowboy boots, so seeing some on sale, he purchased them and wore them residence.

Strolling proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and mentioned to his spouse, “Discover something completely different about me?”

Mildred appeared him over and mentioned, “Nope.”

Pissed off, George stormed off into the lavatory, undressed and walked again into the kitchen fully bare aside from the boots.
Once more he requested Mildred, slightly louder this time, “Discover something completely different NOW?”

Mildred appeared up at his bare physique and exclaimed,

“George, you already know what, nothing is completely different! It’s hanging down right this moment, it was hanging down yesterday, it’ll be hanging down once more tomorrow!”

Livid, George yelled, “AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT’S HANGING DOWN, MILDRED?”

“Nope,” she replied.

“IT’S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT’S LOOKING AT MY COOL NEW BOOTS!”

With out altering her expression, Mildred replied,…

“Ought to have purchased a hat, George. Ought to have purchased a hat!”
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