A person determined to affix a monastery the place you have been solely allowed to say two phrases each 10 years.
After 10 years within the monastery the pinnacle monk summons’ him and says,
“You’ve been with us for 10 years. What two phrases would you wish to say?”
The monk replies, “I’m hungry’”
So the pinnacle monk organises for an additional ration to be given to him every day.
After 20 years the pinnacle monk calls him in once more and asks,
“What two phrases would you wish to say?”
The monk replies with, “Too chilly.”
So the pinnacle monk organises for him to get one other blanket.
After 30 years the pinnacle monk calls him in and says,
“What two phrases would you wish to say?”
The monk replies with, “Wanna go away.”
“I’m not stunned,” the pinnacle monk says,…
“You’ve accomplished nothing however complain since you bought right here!”
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