Funny Joke: A man wakes to find a bear on his roof – so looks on Google for help

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A person in Canada wakes up one morning to discover a bear on his roof.

So he seems on Google, and certain sufficient, there’s an advert for “Canada Bear Removers.”

He calls the quantity listed and the person says he’ll be over in 30 minutes.

The bear remover arrives and will get out of his truck.

He’s received a ladder, a hockey stick, 12-gauge shotgun, and a imply closely scarred previous pit bull.

“What are you going to do?” the home-owner asks.

The person replies,

“I’m going to place this ladder up towards the roof, then I’m going to go up there and I’ll knock the bear off the roof with this hockey stick.”

“When the bear falls off the roof, the pit bull is educated to maul his testicles and never let go.”

“The bear will then be subdued sufficient for me to place him within the cage on the again of the truck.”

He then palms the shotgun to the home-owner.

“So, what’s the shotgun for?” asks the perplexed home-owner.

“Properly,…” mentioned the person,

“If the bear knocks ME off the roof,”…

— “Shoot the canine.”

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