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A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint, when a lizard walks previous.
The lizard seems to be up and says, “Hey, what are you doing?”
The monkey says, “Smoking a joint. Come up and be a part of me.”
So the lizard climbs up and sits subsequent to the monkey, they usually have one other joint.
After some time, the lizard says his mouth is ‘dry’, and that he’s going to get a drink from the river.
On the riverbank, the lizard is so stoned that he leans over too far and falls in.
A crocodile sees this and swims over to the stoned lizard, serving to him to the facet.
He then asks the lizard, “What’s the matter with you?”
The lizard explains that he was up within the tree, smoking a joint with the monkey and his mouth bought dry, and that he was so wasted that, when he went to get a drink from the river, he fell in!
The inquisitive crocodile says he has to test this out.
He walks into the jungle and finds the tree the place the monkey is sitting, ending a joint.
He seems to be up and says, “Hey, MONKEY!”
The monkey seems to be down and says,
“OMG! DUUUUDE… HOW MUCH WATER DID YOU DRINK?!”