A famed English explorer was invited to a gathering at Oxford College to inform of his adventures within the African jungle.
He dives into his speech and challenges his viewers by saying,
“Are you able to think about, a individuals so primitive that they like to eat the embryo of sure birds, and slices from the stomach of sure animals?
And grind up grass seed, make it into paste, burn it over a hearth, then smear it with a greasy mess they extract from the mammary fluid of sure different animals?”
When the scholars look startled by such barbarism, the explorer provides softly,
“What I’ve been describing, after all, is a breakfast of bacon and eggs and buttered toast.”