Dirty Joke: The Lone Rangers Last Request

The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian Battle Social gathering.

The Indian Chief proclaims, “So, YOU are the good Lone Ranger? In honor of the Harvest Competition, you can be executed in three days, however earlier than I kill you, I grant you three requests. What’s your first request?”

The Lone Ranger responds, “I’d like to talk to my horse, Silver.”

The Chief nods.

Silver is introduced earlier than the Lone Ranger who whispers in Silver’s ear, and the horse gallops away.

Later that night, Silver returns with a ravishing blonde lady on his again.

Because the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters the Lone Ranger’s tent and spends the night time.

The subsequent morning the Indian Chief admits he’s impressed. “You have got a really superb and dependable horse, however I’ll nonetheless kill you in two days. What’s your second request?”

The Lone Ranger once more asks to talk to his horse.

Silver is delivered to him, and he once more whispers within the horse’s ear.

As earlier than, Silver takes off and disappears over the horizon.

Later that night, to the Chief’s shock, Silver once more returns, this time with a voluptuous brunette, extra engaging than the blonde.

She enters the Lone Rangers tent and spends the night time.

The next morning the Indian Chief is once more impressed. “You’re certainly a person of many skills, however I’ll nonetheless kill you tomorrow. What’s your final request?”

The Lone Ranger responds, I’d like to talk to my horse, alone.

The Chief is curious, however he agrees.

Silver is delivered to the Lone Ranger’s tent.

As soon as they’re alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by each ears, appears him sq. within the eye and says, “Pay attention, very fastidiously! FOR THE LAST TIME, I SAID,…”