Funny Joke: God Gave Adam Instructions To Reproduce With Eve – it did not go to plan!

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As soon as upon a time, God visited Adam for a chat.

God mentioned, ‟Adam, I need you to do one thing for me.”

Adam mentioned, ‟Gladly, Lord, what do You need me to do?”

God mentioned, ‟Go down into that valley…”

Adam interupted, “What’s a valley?”

God defined it to him.

Then God mentioned, ‟Cross the River.”

Adam interupted once more, ‟What’s a river?”

God defined that to him, after which mentioned, ‟Go over the hill…”

Adam mentioned, ‟What’s a hill?”

So, God defined to Adam what a hill was, and he then instructed Adam, ‟On the opposite facet of the hill you’ll discover a cave…”

Adam mentioned, “What’s a cave?”

After God defined, He mentioned, ‟Within the cave you’ll discover a girl…”

Adam excitedly interjected, ‟What’s a girl?’

So God defined that to him, too.

Then God mentioned, ”I need you to breed…‟

Adam mentioned, ”How do I try this?‟

God muttered to himself underneath his breath.

After which, identical to the whole lot else, God defined that to Adam as nicely.

So, Adam goes down into the valley, throughout the river, and over the hill, into the cave, and finds the girl.

In about 5 minutes, he was again.

God, His persistence carrying skinny, mentioned angrily, ”What’s it?‟

And Adam mentioned,…

”What’s a headache?‟

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