A portly middle-aged man boards his aircraft to fly from New York to Toronto.
On reaching his seat, he’s shocked to see a parrot strapped in on the seat subsequent to him.
As soon as the flight takes off, he asks the stewardess for a espresso whereupon the parrot squawks, “And get me a whisky you cow!”
The stewardess, flustered, brings again a whisky for the parrot and forgets concerning the espresso.
When this omission is identified to her, the parrot drains its glass and bawls, “And get me one other whisky you dimwit!”
Fairly upset, the stewardess comes again with one other whisky in her shaking fingers however nonetheless no espresso.
Unaccustomed to such slackness on the airline, the person tries the parrot’s strategy and sneers: “I’ve requested you twice for a espresso, go and get it now or I’ll kick you.”
The following second, each he and the parrot have been wrenched up and thrown out of the emergency exit by two burly stewards.
Plunging downwards the parrot turns, appears to be like at him with beady eyes and says, “For somebody who can’t fly, you complain an excessive amount of!”