John woke up after the annual office

John, wakened after the annual workplace Christmas occasion with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and totally unable to recall the occasions of the previous night.

After a visit to the toilet, he made his manner downstairs, the place his spouse put some espresso in entrance of him.

“Louise,” he moaned, “inform me what occurred final night time. Was it as dangerous as I believe?”

“Even worse,” she stated, her voice oozing scorn.

“You made a whole bum of your self. You succeeded in antagonising the complete board of administrators and also you insulted the president of the corporate, proper to his face.”

“He’s an bastard,” John stated. “Piss on him.”

“You probably did,” got here the reply. “And he fired you.”

“Properly, bang him!” stated John.

“I did. You’re again at work on Monday.