Funny Joke: The old farmer see’s girls skinny dipping in his pond


An aged man had owned his giant farm in Louisiana for a few years.

Proper in the back of the farm there was a big pond that was preferrred for swimming. The previous farmer had fastened it up actual good with picnic tables, horseshoe courts and a few apple and peach timber.

One night the farmer decides to go all the way down to the pond, to look it over, as he hadn’t been down there for some time.

Earlier than setting off, he grabs a five-gallon bucket as he decides he’ll convey again some fruit.

As he nears the pond, he can hear voices shouting and laughing with glee. Clearly somebody is having a superb time.

Because the farmer will get nearer, he can see a bunch of younger ladies who’re clearly skinny-dipping in his pond.

He makes the ladies conscious of his presence and instantly all of them swim over to the far finish.

One of many ladies then shouts, “We’re not popping out till you allow, mister!“

The farmer replies, “Women, I didn’t come down right here to observe you swim bare or make you get out of the pond…“

The wily previous timer then holds up his bucket and says,

“I simply got here down right here to feed the alligators!“

Ethical of the story: By no means underestimate an previous man.

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