The nurse requested Bob to take away his clothes and placed on a robe earlier than he will get checked by the physician.
“In entrance of you?” he asks shyly.
The nurse says: “Effectively no, however I’ve seen the bare human physique earlier than.”
The person stated, “Not one like mine. You’d die laughing at my bare physique.”
“After all I gained’t chortle,” stated the nurse to the affected person, “I’m knowledgeable. In over twenty years I’ve by no means laughed at a affected person.”
“Okay then,” stated the person, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing an enormous male physique with the smallest grownup male organ the nurse had ever seen in her life. In size and girth it was virtually an identical to a AAA battery.
Unable to regulate herself, the nurse tried to cease a giggle, however it simply got here out. After which she began laughing at the truth that she was laughing. Feeling very badly that she had laughed on the man’s personal half, she composed herself in addition to she may.
“I’m so sorry,” she stated, “I don’t know what came visiting me. On my honor as a nurse and a woman, I promise that it gained’t occur once more. Now, inform me, what appears to be the issue?”
“It’s swollen,” Bob replied.