Funny Joke: Three Bulls on a Texas Ranch don’t wanna share their cows with the new Bull – Until…

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Three bulls on a ranch in Texas over-heard the rancher was bringing one other bull onto the ranch.

The primary bull snorts, “I’ve been right here 5 years. I’m not giving this new bull any of my 100 cows.”

The second bull scoffs, “I’ve been right here three years and have earned my proper to 50 cows. I’m retaining all my cows.”

The third bull says, “I’ve solely been right here a 12 months, and to this point, you guys have solely let me have 10 cows.”

“I is probably not as huge as you fellas, however I’m retaining all 10 of my cows.”

Simply then an 18-wheeler Mack Truck pulls up within the pasture carrying the largest bull they’ve ever seen.

At 4,700 kilos, every step he takes strains the metal unloading ramp.

The primary bull says, “I feel I can spare a couple of cows for our new good friend.”

The second bull provides, “I even have too many cows to care for. I can spare a couple of. I’m definitely not searching for an argument.”

They give the impression of being over on the third bull and discover him stomping the grime, shaking his horns and snorting.

The primary bull remarks, “Son, don’t be silly — let him have a few of your cows and dwell to inform about it.”

The third bull replies,

“Heck, he can have all my cows,”…

“I’m simply ensuring he is aware of I’m a bull.”

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