There was a nun whose outdated physique started to give up to time.
Her physician prescribed for her a shot of whiskey thrice a day to calm down her.
To not be lured into “worldly pleasures,” she huffily declined.
However the Mom Superior knew the aged sister cherished milk. So she instructed the kitchen to spike the milk thrice a day.
After a number of extra years, even that spiked milk couldn’t assist and the aged sister approached her remaining hour.
As a number of nuns gathered round her at her bedside, the Mom Superior requested if she wished to go away them with any phrases of knowledge.
“Oh, sure,” she replied. “By no means promote that cow!”