Funny (satire) Joke: Authorities are warning people of a new scam being perpetrated at local malls

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Newest rip-off warning.

Authorities are warning folks of a brand new rip-off being perpetrated at numerous mall and grocery store automobile parks.

When the supposed sufferer – virtually at all times male – has loaded their procuring into their automobile they’re approached by two or three feminine youngsters who will ask or beg for assist.

The story is normally that one is making an attempt to get away from an abusive older boyfriend or that they’ve been at a celebration the place their telephones have been stolen, and they’ll ask for a trip.

They are going to be very convincing, usually crying and pleading to be taken to the police station or wherever.

As soon as they’re within the automobile, one will make advances on you, pretending to be grateful and eager to repay you in particular favors.

They might give you themselves, or just begin making out in your automobile.

As soon as they’ve satisfied you to assist them, whereas a number of of them are engaged in frisky exercise with you, one other will steal your pockets, cellphone and every other valuables they’ll get.

Circumstances have been reported in numerous places across the nation,…

Together with my native mall, the place this occurred to me final month, twice final week,…

And once more tomorrow.

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