The Story of Creation.
On the primary day of creation God created the cat.
On the second day of creation, God created man to serve the cat.
On the third day of creation, God created all of the animals on Earth to function meals for the cat.
On the fourth day, God created sincere laborious work in order that man might present for the welfare of the cat.
On the fifth day God created a glittering ball for the cat to play with or not if he wished to.
On the sixth day, God created veterinary science to maintain the cat wholesome.
On the seventh day God thought of resting… however he needed to empty the litter field.