A vacationer was fishing off the coast of Florida when his boat tipped over…
… He might swim, however he was afraid of alligators and clung to the aspect of the overturned boat.
Recognizing an outdated beachcomber standing on the shore, the vacationer shouted out, “Are there any gators round right here?”
“Naw,” the person hollered again. “They haven’t been round right here for years!”
Feeling protected, the vacationer began swimming calmly towards the shore.
About half-way there, he heard the outdated beachcomber shout,
“You higher be careful for the sharks although, since there isn’t any gators left to eat, they positive get mighty hungry!”