How to be the boss of your own house

A person has simply completed studying a handbook known as “How you can be the boss of your personal home.”

100% motivated to vary issues inside the house, he goes to the kitchen to claim himself along with his spouse. 

He says to her:
“Honey, from as we speak the music modifications! I’m the owner, I’m in cost and I at all times have the final phrase.

And there’s no arguing about this. So tonight you’ll put together me a whole dinner as I prefer it from the appetizer to the dessert,

then you’ll put together me a scorching tub with scented salts and earlier than going to mattress you’ll give me a pleasant again, leg and foot therapeutic massage.

On the finish you’ll carry me my pajamas and guess who will put them on for me?!”

“The funeral dwelling attendants!”