It was AD 1095 and all the good knights were leaving for the Crusades

It was AD 1095 and all the great knights have been leaving for the Crusades.


One knight advised his greatest pal, “My bride is no doubt some of the stunning ladies on the planet.  It might be a horrible waste if no man may have her…


… Due to this fact, as my greatest and most trusted pal, I’m leaving you the important thing to her chastity belt to make use of ought to I not return from the Campaign.”


The corporate of knights have been solely a mile or so out of city after they observed a cloud of mud approaching.


Pondering it is likely to be an vital message from the city the column halted.


A horseman approached. It was the knight’s greatest pal,


He mentioned, “Hey, you gave me the flawed key!”