Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend

Jeff walks right into a bar and sees his buddy Paul slumped over the bar.

He walks over and asks Paul what’s unsuitable.

“Nicely,” replies Paul, “you recognize that stunning lady at work that I wished to ask out, however I received an self enjoyment each time I noticed her?”

“Sure,” replies Jeff with fun.

“Nicely,” says Paul, straightening up, “I lastly plucked up the braveness to ask her out, and she or he agreed.”

“That’s nice!” says Jeff, “When are you going out?”

“I went to satisfy her this night,” continues Paul, “however I used to be anxious I’d get an self enjoyment once more. So I received some duct tape and taped my weapon to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn’t present.”

“Wise” says Jeff.

“So I get to her door,” says Paul, “and I rang her doorbell. She answered it within the sheerest, tiniest gown you ever noticed.”

“And what occurred then?”

Paul slumps again over the bar once more.

“I kicked her within the face.”